Kenya’s police are back with a bang. Baaaang! They are here again. The people who instead of shoo...show...ing criminals the right way to court they often feed their bodies with bullets before collecting “rounds of ammunition” besides
them. They are back though.One clap for them for redefining our table
menus on their comeback. You know, now they can serve you a raw human brain. Pheeeeew! They are not even asking you to clean your good hands before dipping
them in the brainy-plate but letting
the gun-butt caress your head as your savour-or-whatever it. That man on TV said.
Thank goodness.They have really gone ahead of the local
eating culture. Don’t they deserve a real stomp that will make Kirk Franklin’s
one insignificant for bringing a good relationship between the gun, brain and
eating?
Back to the touchy ongoing debate around the mind-boggling
revelations by local TV, KTN, labelled ‘The Untouchables’ concerning the mis(behaviour)
of the enforcers of law and order in as far as drugs are (peddled, consumed,
sold)concerned. An upright man-or so it
seemed in the clip-said he was told to do a vulture-like act by being asked by
the police to “kula hiyo ubongo Swahili for
eat that brain” belonging to a bludgeoned lifeless friend, a police officer himself who
was off duty.
Those who did so should be axed, not
literally, or Xed if they must remain in the Force. And the police commissioner
should, by now, have apologised to Kenyans for his men’s carnivorous tendency. Plus, of course, for making many nauseate and unnecessarily puke when that clip came fore.
What of those Bonokos ever cuddling gunned bodies? The police might be involved secretly too
according to the Bonoko-guy pare Ngara. For starters, bonoko ni bunduki fake (a toy gun)-those ever
found next to gun-ridden bodies of suspected carjackers, robbers, mungiki-suspects etc. They are ever
suspects but never given a chance to confirm or deny if they are truly what
they are thought-of. Real bullets find good way into them before they raise ‘their
toys’ or placed next to them seconds later-ask Mr Bonoko for more info.
Those police officers who fear toy pistols or
place them next to lifeless bodies, whichever comes first or last, should be
axed or Xed if they must remain in the Force.
Finally, their fodder, their life, their
oxygen, their job, their bribe...their gitu
gidogo their...Can’t we order them to let go or else we will not pay taxes
so they don’t get salaries? We can’t you know that. We may X-rate them, the Traffic Police, and if
you can’t, give them fake notes like their fake bonokos. At your own risk, of course.
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