Monday, January 9, 2012

Miguna-Square Don’t Scare; Let out the Nightmare if it’s There

The verdict is coming soon for this man. And it should be one of those precedent-setting outcomes. The man is Miguna Miguna. And the looming verdict is from his trial of the saying: Pride comes before a Fall.
After his public declaration of his pride, one thing should realistically come out: his fall. However, sometimes fate might decide else and give him a chance to defence. And of course he might be able to prove himself.
Nonetheless this verdict is much awaited.

When the former PM’s henchman replaced the existing aromatic air with nose-striking odour in a manner that could only be seen as ill-advised and most of all solecistic when he turned his back on his boss and threatened to open a certain Pandora’s Box it was expected that his promises were going to be real gems but that might not be as many people have alluded. Or who would want to give a second ear to a child’s tantrums.

Instead of paying homage to his master, the once unapologetic defender of the premier a year ago has chosen a tricky, slippery path that would possibly throw him further into oblivion farther from the fold instead of strengthening the living truss. The man seems not to care though. He’s after an end and the means seems to justify its achievement. One of those is the proclaimed dossier. But, but, but who said such mines of secrets are thrown everywhere, anywhere and to anyone? Aren’t they first held back these days for some good time until they are well baked, for example, then let out to shake the earth? Or cause endless stomach-ache to the targeted. 
You see, dossiers are carriers of earth-shaking secrets. They are strung with revelations meant to bring their subjects to their tumbling knees. Or their hearts to pulsate faster and their eyes to pop out of their sockets. They aren’t thrown around carelessly and aimlessly like a traditional sower casting sorghum seeds. Often, those of substance-read Wikileaks-take ages or quantifiable time to be cooked spiced and eventually served to the detriment of the affected. They are released when everyone, or most, is sober, cheerful and not expectant importantly when they are defenceless. Miguna-square has failed this test and has lost a number of percentage points he set out to score with his supposed damning revelations.

The trick is if you have a soul-wrecking, heart-wrenching or even mind-boggling secrets meant to tell anyone interested or invite the minds of the interested, first take a breather, exhale then prick the balloon. You can be sure the target will be schooled by this key tool. S/he will be under a stool in shame. Miguna, out of pride, possibly, couldn’t let the suspense swell and get enriched within. However, by letting the leopard out of the cage so soon, the spotted animal may fail to decipher the true enemy and hunting for him instead. Haunting that would be for a man who could have been an easy subscriber or one of those care-takers at the state house late this year if he had kept his ego at moderate.

Before then, can the proud man give the country these nightmarish secrets he’s all over talking about or let his tongue tie to its natural site forever and avoid bile that might render him an outcast in his entire life.

E-nJocular Two Cents: If your nose is closely pinched by a heavy-handed individual does it mean you are nosy or are they interested in picking mucous crumbs from your dirty nostrils? What made Deputy Chief Justice Nancy Baraza get interested in Guard Rebecca Kerubo’s flat nose? Guuunshooot that mucous! Buuuudwhaaaa!