Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Kenya’s XXX (X-Police, X-Bonoko, X-Kitu Kidogo)


Kenya’s police are back with a bang. Baaaang! They are here again. The people who instead of shoo...show...ing criminals the right way to court they often feed their bodies with bullets before collecting “rounds of ammunition” besides them. They are back though.One clap for them for redefining our table menus on their comeback. You know, now they can serve you a raw human brain. Pheeeeew! They are not even asking you to clean your good hands before dipping them in the brainy-plate but letting the gun-butt caress your head as your savour-or-whatever it. That man on TV said. 
Thank goodness.They have really gone ahead of the local eating culture. Don’t they deserve a real stomp that will make Kirk Franklin’s one insignificant for bringing a good relationship between the gun, brain and eating?  

Back to the touchy ongoing debate around the mind-boggling revelations by local TV, KTN, labelled ‘The Untouchables’ concerning the mis(behaviour) of the enforcers of law and order in as far as drugs are (peddled, consumed, sold)concerned.  An upright man-or so it seemed in the clip-said he was told to do a vulture-like act by being asked by the police to “kula hiyo ubongo Swahili for eat that brain” belonging to a bludgeoned lifeless friend, a police officer himself who was off duty.

Those who did so should be axed, not literally, or Xed if they must remain in the Force. And the police commissioner should, by now, have apologised to Kenyans for his men’s carnivorous tendency. Plus, of course, for making many nauseate and unnecessarily puke when that clip came fore.

What of those Bonokos ever cuddling gunned bodies? The police might be involved secretly too according to the Bonoko-guy pare Ngara. For starters, bonoko ni bunduki fake (a toy gun)-those ever found next to gun-ridden bodies of suspected carjackers, robbers, mungiki-suspects etc. They are ever suspects but never given a chance to confirm or deny if they are truly what they are thought-of. Real bullets find good way into them before they raise ‘their toys’ or placed next to them seconds later-ask Mr Bonoko for more info.

Those police officers who fear toy pistols or place them next to lifeless bodies, whichever comes first or last, should be axed or Xed if they must remain in the Force.

Finally, their fodder, their life, their oxygen, their job, their bribe...their gitu gidogo their...Can’t we order them to let go or else we will not pay taxes so they don’t get salaries? We can’t you know that. We may X-rate them, the Traffic Police, and if you can’t, give them fake notes like their fake bonokos. At your own risk, of course. 

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