Tuesday, March 22, 2011

There’s Nothing like Obama, Odinga, Ocampo

Before we let the fingers dance on the keyboard, it’s vital to note that these personalities are not related neither do they come from the Lakeside. When sober, they may be forced to relate (by some) because of the similarity of their initial letters ‘O’ in their surnames.

So those politicians arguing that there’s a relationship, albeit, hidden (otherwise all would have seen such a camaraderie), are not only telling us untruths but are also lying to their should-be-clear-conscience. If they insist on such a relationship, then their middle names should be decorated with such words as Ignorance, Ignoramus, or, dis-Ingenuous and such, etc, etc.

Obama, as you read this, is the most powerful president in the world. Being the only man who sits in the White House and cram that only password that is waiting to set off nuclear bombs and being the head of the world’s super power (though it’s ebbing as China takes over) we can only say he's of his own and anyone trying to associate him with other individuals is dishonouring that powerful seat. Let's just say he has no time to lower his character to a level where he’s compared to politicians and advocates from countries lying low in the Economy Index, please excuse him from this association!

Ocampo, and people should learn to respect this guy by calling him by his right name, Moreno-Ocampo, is a top prosecutor whose instincts point him to International War Crimes, crimes against humanity, Post Election Violence, Muammar Gaddafi, Rape, and man-made-tsunami-mass murders-he likes such tsunami-deaths and would not hesitate to come for them uninvited. He comes from Argentina, for starters.

Odinga is the enigmatic Kenyan politician whose only known relationship with Obama is that the latter’s father Barrack Obama Snr was a tribal brother to Odinga. Just that. But some idle fellow has advanced an understanding that by virtue of having such distant bonds, the two could be sharing something, politically. As with Ocampo, there’s nothing known between Odinga and him them unless when the former is saying “don’t be vague, it’s (The) Hague,” or vice versa. You can also say he knows him courtesy of Ocampo’s visit of our national parks last year and had to inform Raila of the nyef nyef (kind of monkeys) he had seen-maybe but such courtesy calls should rarely establish strong friendship, it’s hard.

Even though m-Ocampo and Raila talk like they are ‘eating’ their teeth, Obama pronounces words with comfort thus making them come out sweetly and enjoyable to listen. Moreover, the two (Oc..and Od..) normally let their words flow out of their mouths in speeds only described as high and hence raising their rival’s temperatures. When Raila for example, is busy using parables to kill off his or perceived opponents m-Ocampo is busy threatening that his cases about Kenya would make the world shake because he would deal with them without letting a speck disturb his wide open eyes. When these two are spewing out words, Obama, is juddering in his speech; he often thoughtfully let out words when speaking; a noticeable difference from the other two who often let their tongues flip uncontrollably.

This is how different these guys are!

The O.O.O got nothing that can make them work together politically. So unless it's a new coalition, it would be prudent to let the individuals live like that, individuals. 

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