So...‘Why Always Us??’

Kenyans are as scared as they should be after their mother country decided to take some elements of a crooked neighbour by the stems of its horns. The hell has already been scared out of them and they are now living a police life-ever looking left, right, front and back for the villain plus having a 24-hour finger on the trigger-stones, bare hands or whichever, no guns of course except the legal carriers.

The Al-Shabaab have invariably provoked the sober head of Kenya until now when instead of crying, the country decided to flex its muscles and let the provoker do the sobbing. Really? Do they really cry? May be yes or no. You know, some religions tell their believers they can die when trying to kill others or die with them and their souls will be glorified thereafter. There's some whiff of such religions professed by those being pursued by the Kenyan military.

Then the president of the country housing the bra-haters, after a session of miraaish meditation has turned his back on Kenya’s military already smoking the haters out of their dens plus giving them some free few lessons on the importance of bras.

That’s them eastwards.

Westwards, this country often massages a love-hate relationship with another nation so interested in fish and hates water around a particular tiny island according to their ever cowboy-hat-clad president. You remember jaluo this jaluo that rap-talk sometime last year?  He did perform that cheek choke (hip hop) song before he fished out some of the surveyors he had sent to officially give Kenya the island and avoid a robbery without violence charge for stealing.

Northwards. The kid is growing but not dry of troubles. Hints say they want to straighten some borders with the big brother even before its eggs hatch. Who will protect its eggs if the big bro closed its doors on them? Can't they at least build a ka-Jubaish Nairobi before raising their head. Still there, Meles Zenawis men have always beaten Kenyans to the skin in their legal homes within Kenya. The Prime Minister of Kenya even cried but those people don’t know tears, theirs is spears!

 

Why always me, no us?

Southwards, is more or less a docile bro. So good it can request a fly not to taste its food. Good bro though, at least it’s not so aggressive but you have to omba (request) to be a bit more outright and come out boldly.

The question again is WHY ALWAYS US? And may Manchester United fans get not another why-always-me beating. Not even past SIX in the evening.