‘Ocampo will not be able to execute his responsibilities well if he comes hunting alone for those who are alleged (by who? I don’t know but I got to use this word, lest I cool my heels in some jail soon) to have perpetrated the 2008 violence.
Diego Armando Maradona should make a perfect companion for the now very lonely bearer of international justice.
The football great, who doubles as M’Ocampo’s countryman, will not only provide vigour to the rather soft-spoken prosecutor but will also give him a sense of belonging and renewed boldness. The Hague-man seriously needs such a man.
Considering that the rather interesting defender of the defenceless could be easily intimidated by ominously-behaved Kenyan politicians, Mara’s presence will boost More’s agility and stubbornness- the two indispensable qualities of a successful prosecutor.
You know Maradona has never shied from controversy, and politicians, however evil they may be, will not scare him, after all, they don’t raise blood pressure like cocaine.
Ocampo needs such characters who after sniffing pulse-rate enhancing ‘tablets’ looks straight into the bloody eyes of Perpetrator, hang his(sorry for gender biasness, but women perpetrators qualify as men, you know they got be that manly to perpetrate) belt from behind alongside the body, slap the truth on their faces and spit fire like a possessed individual.
Maradona will do such without much fuss. Ask England of 1986 and their hands will probably become frail owing to the heaviness of the ‘Hand of God’. If England, a once feared super power, fell miserably to the less-ingenuous left-legged Argentine, who is plural Perpetrator to him? He’ll just smoke perpetration out of them and dribbles past similar hundreds lined up from the centre of Kenya, and whose main agenda is to block his course, to spectacularly score for Ocampo at The Hague. Perfect Maracampo’s combination, you agree.
Mara’ might struggle with the English language but will form another firm collabo with More’ who will excusably repay his dribbling skills by helping Mara’ sing well the ‘Hand of God’ hymn when a Perpetrator is finally sent to the guillotine. More’ may struggle to say ‘We’ll catch all the perpetrators after our investigations and put them in an express aeroplane to The Hague’ by rather saying ‘We’ll catch al te perptrators afterr our invetigachons and put tem in an epress eropline to Te Hague’. Even with this struggle, he’ll still be of great help to Mara’ who may be asked to set records about issues raised by a keen Perpetrator about his mass virtual murder of English men and women when he ‘illegally’ scored against them in 1986.
Just by the way...
*“You’re fired”. The most hated words for employees. It should be. Because these dreaded words will make a guy confused, popeyed, agape, mouth open, nose-hair upright, leg hair bowed and eyelids grow. The phrase finally fell on the newest Kenyan-American hero, Liza Mucheru.
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