Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Open Your Mouth Wide This Christmas

But not as wide as Mutula Kilonzo’s yesterday in the august house. Guys, didn’t he, the minister of Justice and Constitutional Affairs, push the sidelines of his mouth to breaking point.

Such behaviours are admissible-borrowed word from the august house- only football goalkeepers or skippers when shouting sense into the heads of reluctant defenders or waning players respectively. But for an honourable member to open his mouth to an extent the epiglottis might have begged for cover in the course of the action, while explaining a meagre point, says of many concerns including emotions passed boiling point. If it was in front of Lord or Lady Justice then Mutula would have received a kick out of the courts for serious contempt.

Anyway, when enjoying yourself over this season, let Mutula’s ‘mouthing’ episode pass you if you don’t want your doctor to be urgently recalled from his holiday in Barbados. You know, he might not buy the idea to break his sunshine absorption in the island’s beaches to come and attend to bloated or constipating stomachs. And the consequences will be graver than exciting; bloated large intestines and foul air-an ominous combination for a Christmas season. Ancestors might come calling too. So take care and eat averagely.

Another thing which has been repeated in the past and now passed the umpteenth count but which needs to be said over, and over, and over again because people are entrapped in it no matter the shouting, even it’s akin to Mutula’s, about it. Money it is. Take care of your hard-earned money this coming holiday. January is just less than two weeks away and money will be required to oil the wheels of your new year’s life. If you are thinking of drying your account(s) in anticipation of an Equity loan, then Mistaken should be your middle name. Everyone is thinking of the same and even if the bank has some money to offer, it won’t be enough for the millions Toms, Dicks and Harry’s going for it. Local shylocks will be begging too and your begging will be of minimal value then.

Away from the hurly burly surrounding the nitty-gritty of the season and please ensure you enjoy this Christmas but of course with guarded expenditure if you don’t want to sing Life’s Sickening come next year when the shillings’ drought will be happening.
In line with this, Info’ e-njection would like to wish all its readers a dignified, mollified, purified and crystallised Christmas just as Christ was crystal holy. A happy New Year ,Twenty-Eleven, worth many promises and successes.

  
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*Thanks for taking your time off a busy schedule to read this blog. Brace yourself for more interesting stuff in 2011.

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