Five Things to Hijack for a Woman

Some lonely Egyptian decided that hijacking a plane would make that woman listen to him.

If that‘s what love is all about, then good for him. Hijack planes. Express love. Get locked. That woman gets another man. Life moves on. You rot in jail. 

Simple.    

       

But why would you target flying objects to tell on your burning love when there are simpler things you can do. 

Here are they:

First, hijack the kitchen.

Take over that hot, smoky place. Cook something in the morning, afternoon and in the evening. Banish her from it and make yourself comfortable. Tell her to stick to the dining table so she doesn’t see your terrible culinary skills. Warn her that any slight movement towards the kitchen would make you set off the bomb of spoons, forks and plates. 

 Hijack her laundry

Just go mad and get those dirty clothes of her, place it in a bucket at home and get down to washing on Saturday morning.

Tell her to sleep until late so that she doesn’t see how bad your laundry skills are. Also, warn her that any slight movement from the bedroom towards you would set off some explosion of water that would strike her face in full blast. 

Hijack her boring Friday

She was going to sit at home, bored and wondering why Fridays are so boring nowadays. Don’t let her mind to wander anymore. Take hostage of her wild thoughts. Take her out for dinner. Make her smile.

Hijack her moods

When she wakes up and the weather in her body reads 'gloomy and moody', then as her believable weatherman hijack her weather, take her to any of the metallic shops in town and get her some shiny metallic thing.

Hijack her Love

After all has been said and done, it doesn’t hurt taking hostage of her love by reciprocating with a bountiful of love. Not only on valentine but always.  

Thanks for reading.